Caleb Williams Fails To Successfully Address Rumor We Made Up That He’s Pro 9/11
We accused Caleb Williams of being pro 9/11 and he didn’t answer it very well.
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Frustrated Stefon Diggs Just Wants To Be Huge Whiny Bitch In More Interesting City
BUFFALO, NY – Superstar wideout Stefon Diggs has been vocal over time about his frustrations in Buffalo, announcing today that his main priority is to be a huge whiny bitch of a man in a significantly more interesting city, preferably outside of upstate New York. “I’m over Buffalo, man,” Diggs said in a tweet. “The playoff losses sting even more
Read moreJustin Fields Gives “Chicago” One Star Review On Letterboxd
Bears quarterback Justin Fields has given Chicago (2002) a paltry one-star review on Letterboxd, hinting he may want out.
Read moreTony Romo Still In Booth Commentating Final Play Of Super Bowl
Las Vegas, NV – Color commentator Tony Romo is still talking about the final play in Super Bowl LVIII, a source tells Fantasy Gazette. Moments after Jim Nantz began a classic call of the game-winner, Romo hijacked the broadcast with useless analysis of Mecole Hardman’s career and the playcall that got him open. According to the report, Romo’s call is
Read morePodcasting Cam Newton Struggling To Put “Brock Purdy Should Kill Himself” Into Football Terms
INSIDE A ROOM WITH LEATHER COUCHES AND SHURE MICROPHONES IN FRONT OF RETIRED ATHLETES – Cam Newton found himself seated inside a room with leather couches and Shure microphones in front of other retired athletes and was struggling to find football-specific terms to tell Brock Purdy to kill himself. “You know, he really just a game manager. He doesn’t make
Read moreEric Bieniemy Starting To Wonder If Leaving Juggernaut Chiefs Mid-Dynasty For Garbage Franchise Wasn’t Actually The Greatest Idea Anyone’s Ever Had
WASHINGTON – Commanders Offensive Coordinator Eric Bieniemy was kept in his role today by the team as they opted to hire Cowboys DC Dan Quinn as their next head coach. Bieniemy famously was passed over after his years helping run one of the greatest offensive units in NFL history, and decided bolting for Washington was his best chance to prove
Read moreFantasy Football Commissioner Launches Cryptocurrency, Will Pay Winner In Worthless “CommishCoin”
In a stunning move, a local fantasy football commissioner has announced his plan for paying out his overdue league winner – a brand new and utterly useless cryptocurrency of his own invention called “CommishCoin.” The move comes after public backlash that reached both Twitter and the much scarier Reddit. “I know all you bum a– motherf—– wouldn’t shut the f—
Read moreDemon Explains Why It Needed To Steal $150,000 From Fantasy Football Contest
In a shocking revelation from this past weekend, an employee of SportsHub Games Network was found to be illegally tinkering with lineups in a massive contest that featured a $150,000 prize. Thankfully, a colleague of the employee in question spoke out regarding the controversy – stating that the employee had a demon. This demon has yet to tell its side
Read moreNFL Bans Hip-Drop Tackle But Just Against Players On ESPN’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List
AP – A controversial tackling move known as the “hip-drop” has been a source of controversy recently, with fans calling for the move to be banished from the game. The NFL took notice this week by banning the hip drop when used on any players featured on ESPN.com’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List. “There’s no place for the hip drop against
Read moreArthur Blank Waiting For Latest FedEx Check To Clear Before Deciding On Falcons’ Future With Arthur Smith
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