Caleb Williams Fails To Successfully Address Rumor We Made Up That He’s Pro 9/11
We accused Caleb Williams of being pro 9/11 and he didn’t answer it very well.
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Frustrated Stefon Diggs Just Wants To Be Huge Whiny Bitch In More Interesting City
BUFFALO, NY – Superstar wideout Stefon Diggs has been vocal over time about his frustrations in Buffalo, announcing today that his main priority is to be a huge whiny bitch of a man in a significantly more interesting city, preferably outside of upstate New York. “I’m over Buffalo, man,” Diggs said in a tweet. “The playoff losses sting even more
Read morePodcasting Cam Newton Struggling To Put “Brock Purdy Should Kill Himself” Into Football Terms
INSIDE A ROOM WITH LEATHER COUCHES AND SHURE MICROPHONES IN FRONT OF RETIRED ATHLETES – Cam Newton found himself seated inside a room with leather couches and Shure microphones in front of other retired athletes and was struggling to find football-specific terms to tell Brock Purdy to kill himself. “You know, he really just a game manager. He doesn’t make
Read moreEric Bieniemy Starting To Wonder If Leaving Juggernaut Chiefs Mid-Dynasty For Garbage Franchise Wasn’t Actually The Greatest Idea Anyone’s Ever Had
WASHINGTON – Commanders Offensive Coordinator Eric Bieniemy was kept in his role today by the team as they opted to hire Cowboys DC Dan Quinn as their next head coach. Bieniemy famously was passed over after his years helping run one of the greatest offensive units in NFL history, and decided bolting for Washington was his best chance to prove
Read moreDemon Explains Why It Needed To Steal $150,000 From Fantasy Football Contest
In a shocking revelation from this past weekend, an employee of SportsHub Games Network was found to be illegally tinkering with lineups in a massive contest that featured a $150,000 prize. Thankfully, a colleague of the employee in question spoke out regarding the controversy – stating that the employee had a demon. This demon has yet to tell its side
Read moreNFL Bans Hip-Drop Tackle But Just Against Players On ESPN’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List
AP – A controversial tackling move known as the “hip-drop” has been a source of controversy recently, with fans calling for the move to be banished from the game. The NFL took notice this week by banning the hip drop when used on any players featured on ESPN.com’s Fantasy Football Undroppables List. “There’s no place for the hip drop against
Read moreArthur Blank Waiting For Latest FedEx Check To Clear Before Deciding On Falcons’ Future With Arthur Smith
Rashard Mendenhall Unable To Find Kicker For All-Black Football Team
Former Pittsburgh Steelers’ running back Rashard Mendenhall initiated a heated discussion on social media Monday when he furiously stated he was tired of ordinary white people commenting on football and invited an all-white football team to play against an all-black team. The proposition has now become a reality, with Mendenhall representing black people (The all-white team’s representative is Tim Tebow).
Read moreLos Angeles Chargers Hoping To Hire New Coach Who Can Find Revolutionary And Creative Ways To Destroy Franchise
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers officially parted ways with Head Coach Brandon Staley following a 63-21 loss on Thursday Night Football during a divisional clash in Las Vegas. The loss was the last straw for Staley, whose tenure will be remembered by a mismanaged “win-and-in” situation in 2021, a blown 27-point lead to the Jaguars in the
Read moreWe Made ChatGPT Write An Article Stating That Chad Pennington Is The Greatest Quarterback Of The 2000s
In the tumultuous landscape of NFL quarterbacks in the 2000s, one name often overlooked in the conversation of greatness is Chad Pennington – a quarterback whose impact transcends conventional metrics. While critics may fixate on flashy stats and championship rings, a deeper analysis reveals Pennington’s undeniable influence on the game. During his tenure, Pennington boasted an impressive career completion percentage,
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