SLIDESHOW: NFL Rules Even Worse Than The Touchback
Justin Jefferson’s crucial fumble out of the end zone is stirring up controversy. What rules are even worse than the touchback?
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Orgies, Rituals, and Fantasy Drafts: Inside One Town’s Shocking NFL Festival
The NFL season opens this week and fans are anxiously anticipating the return to play. This is especially true for fantasy football players, whose lives are meaningless in the absence of NFL games. With the meteoric rise in popularity of fantasy football in the US over the last few years, Americans have become increasingly dependent on the NFL for joy
Read moreJonathan Gannon Recalls Speech After Taking Bus For First Time
PHOENIX, AZ – New Cardinals head coach Jonathan Gannon has announced he is changing his mind on the virtue of taking the bus after doing so for the first time, a source confirms. “That shit was horrible, nevermind,” Gannon said. “I met two crackheads and one of them threw up on me. I’m never doing that again.” Gannon infamously spoke
Read moreMost Injury-Prone Running Backs For The 2023 Season
Who are the most injury-prone RBs for fantasy football in 2023? Avoid these players!
Read moreInsider Trading? Dianne Feinstein Warned Josh Jacobs Was Officially Returning Before General Public Knew
WASHINGTON, DC – A damning new report from within congress has revealed Dianne Feinstein (D – Calif.) was warned ahead of time in a private meeting that RB Josh Jacobs was indeed planning to return to the Las Vegas Raiders. The RB, who led the league in rushing yards in 2022, saw his stock plummet over the off-season with a
Read moreFantasy Football Expo Canceled After Every Analyst Tears ACL During Flag Football Tournament
CANTON, OH – The Fantasy Football Expo, a community event held annually featuring analysts and panels on fantasy football, has been cancelled after every analyst participating in the previous day’s flag football tournament tore their ACL. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Richard Everton, the head athletic trainer who was stationed at the event. “Every single one of these
Read moreHow To Make Your Fantasy Football League Go Woke
Fantasy Gazette gives tips and tricks for your vocabulary and league management so you don’t get cancelled.
Read moreAnimal Rights Hero Carson Wentz Saves Lives Of Hundreds Of Innocent Salmon
ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so
Read moreWinners Of The Josh Jacobs Poetry Contest
We held a poetry contest centered around Raiders’ RB Josh Jacobs. Here are the winners.
Read moreMan Who Was Wrong About Travis Kelce Being Too Old When Tight End Was 30, 31, 32, and 33 Confident He Will Fall Off At Age 34
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Local man and avid fantasy football player Ethan Cassidy recently told friends that he would be fading Travis Kelce this year for fantasy football purposes. He noted that the tight end, who he believed was a bad draft pick for each of the last four seasons due to his age, would be a bad draft pick this
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