With the 2024 NFL Draft approaching, it’s a necessity to compare incoming rookies to NFL players. No player should ever be comped to an average player, they have to all get comped to Pro Bowlers at minimum. That being said, when I watch Marvin Harrison, Jr. out of Ohio State, I get glimpses of a former Indianapolis Colts superstar WR.
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Let’s not mince words. Caleb Williams is soft. He is a weak, effeminate, gorgeous Gen-Z snowflake who will be an outcast in an NFL locker room. Real NFL players will be completely put off by his unconventional sex appeal. And I say this as someone who is not a closeted homosexual. Caleb Williams makes me uncomfortable. Any time I see
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OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES – Recently deceased Hall Of Fame running back O.J. Simpson is currently unable to be sent to hell by God’s angels as he is evading all of their tackles, according to sources. The former Bills legend and troubled character is using a series of well-executed jukes, spins, and stiffarms to send Gabriel, Michael, and others tumbling
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Following a series of personality exams on an upcoming rookie Wide Receiver that revealed he was a normal guy, NFL teams across the league were unanimously skeptical of the player’s ability to blossom into stardom at the next level. The testing, which included: cognitive functions, the SAT, 1-on-1 interviews, watching them play Grand Theft Auto, and personality exams, revealed that
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QB Jameis Winston has blinded himself after staring at the 2024 Solar Eclipse, per sources.
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hey guys its brax im back with another article. this ones a sad one cuz today at school i got kicked out of dare 😦 it was total bullcrap i was wareing my new rashee rice jersey and the news broke that he smocked weed in his car and the cop at the dare gathering said that i supported a
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In a bizarre interview with Fantasy Gazette today, Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg told a reporter David Tyree’s infamous “Helmet Catch” in Super Bowl XLII wouldn’t have gone down like it did” if he was there.
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PHILADELPHIA, PA – “Greetings, future pusher!” was the first thing Saquon Barkley heard when looking towards new QB Jalen Hurts, who had his rear end pointed towards the star tailback. “Better get used to the view!” Barkley, the newest addition to an excellent Philadelphia offense, said he was excited to get started with the team but was immediately overwhelmed by
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Disgruntled Bengals WR Tee Higgins has requested a trade from the team, which means it is guaranteed to happen and happen immediately. Here are the 31 teams we suspect he may be traded to. New England Patriots, New York Jets, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cleveland Browns, Houston Texans, Tennessee Titans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City
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