Brock Purdy Tries To Memorize Every Player Drafted Before Him, Dies From Brain Aneurysm
49ers QB Brock Purdy has died from a brain aneurysm after trying to memorize every player drafted before him in the 2022 NFL Draft.
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Kadarius Toney Truther Shaken After Finding Out His Career Highlight Reel Is Just 43 Seconds Long
ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite
Read moreCONTROVERSY: 49ers Wide Receiver Coach Heard Shouting “Let’s Go Brandon!” At Practice
Turns out San Francisco’s Wide Receiver coach is an absolute f*cking racist asshole right-winger Joe-Rogan-supporting piece of shit. One of Fantasy Gazette’s unpaid interns (posing as an actual paid intern) visited San Francisco’s practice and overheard the coach yell “Let’s go Brandon” while the wideouts worked on running routes. Truly sickening. Apparently, one of the team’s top young receivers (our
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