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NFL Teams Worried About Wide Receiver They Hoped To Draft After Personality Exam Reveals He’s Normal

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Following a series of personality exams on an upcoming rookie Wide Receiver that revealed he was a normal guy, NFL teams across the league were unanimously skeptical of the player’s ability to blossom into stardom at the next level. The testing, which included: cognitive functions, the SAT, 1-on-1 interviews, watching them play Grand Theft Auto, and personality exams, revealed that

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Jalen Hurts Greets New Teammate Saquon Barkley Tush-First

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PHILADELPHIA, PA – “Greetings, future pusher!” was the first thing Saquon Barkley heard when looking towards new QB Jalen Hurts, who had his rear end pointed towards the star tailback. “Better get used to the view!” Barkley, the newest addition to an excellent Philadelphia offense, said he was excited to get started with the team but was immediately overwhelmed by

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Here’s 31 Teams We Think Tee Higgins Could Be Traded To

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Disgruntled Bengals WR Tee Higgins has requested a trade from the team, which means it is guaranteed to happen and happen immediately. Here are the 31 teams we suspect he may be traded to. New England Patriots, New York Jets, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cleveland Browns, Houston Texans, Tennessee Titans, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City

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Frustrated Stefon Diggs Just Wants To Be Huge Whiny Bitch In More Interesting City

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BUFFALO, NY – Superstar wideout Stefon Diggs has been vocal over time about his frustrations in Buffalo, announcing today that his main priority is to be a huge whiny bitch of a man in a significantly more interesting city, preferably outside of upstate New York. “I’m over Buffalo, man,” Diggs said in a tweet. “The playoff losses sting even more

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Podcasting Cam Newton Struggling To Put “Brock Purdy Should Kill Himself” Into Football Terms

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INSIDE A ROOM WITH LEATHER COUCHES AND SHURE MICROPHONES IN FRONT OF RETIRED ATHLETES – Cam Newton found himself seated inside a room with leather couches and Shure microphones in front of other retired athletes and was struggling to find football-specific terms to tell Brock Purdy to kill himself. “You know, he really just a game manager. He doesn’t make

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