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Aaron Rodgers Hoping To Set NFL Passing Record This Year With Most People Thrown Under Bus

New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers is coming off an atrocious game in a loss to the Vikings and a late, game-sealing INT against the division rival Buffalo Bills on Monday Night Football. “Listen, this season is huge for everyone in the organization, and that includes everyone except me,” said Rodgers in his weekly press conference. “They made me throw

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Fantasy Gazette’s Week 6 Headlines & Recap

Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from Week 6 of the 2024 NFL season. Travis Etienne Outscored By Famous Cartoon Dog “Scooby-Doo” Jags running back Travis Etienne  surely caused anger and consternation among many fantasy managers after

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FBI Discovers Trevor Lawrence Voodoo Doll In Urban Meyer’s Office

FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According

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All Chargers Players Except Quentin Johnston Out Sick Today After Catching Colds

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers entire roster has been infected with a strain of an aggressive cold and will miss today’s practice, per source. However, this does not include WR Quentin Johnston. After the sinus/respiratory illness swept through the organization, Johnston was simply unable to catch the cold his teammates did. “Just couldn’t reel this one in,”

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Patriots Decide Not To Field An Offense This Season

BOSTON, MA – After struggles in 2023 that resulted in having the statistically worst offense in the NFL, the New England Patriots have decided to not field an offense at all this upcoming season. Rookie head coach Jarod Mayo, a former Patriots linebacker and defensive coordinator, believes having no offense gives the Patriots the best chance to win. “Look, we

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David Tepper Mistakenly Hires Jonah Hill After Watching “Moneyball”

CHARLOTTE, NC – Panthers owner David Tepper, recently in the limelight for questionable decisions and antics, has hired a new analytical “wizkid” after he watched the 2011 sports film Moneyball: actor Jonah Hill. “The Oakland baseball club was really able to turn things around despite having bad players and a small market,” Tepper said. “So I did some searching on

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