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God Announces He Forgot To Turn Down Injury Sliders For NFL Season

HEAVEN – God, the omnipotent being responsible for the creation of the universe and its inhabitants, revealed in a statement to the press that he forgot to turn down the injury sliders for the current NFL year. “Yeah, guys, this one’s on me,” said the almighty father. “I was messing with some settings to try and make the season more

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Giants List Daniel Jones As Questionable For Week 4 After Whatever Happens To Him Tonight

NEW YORK, NY – In preparation for “whatever happens to him tonight,” the Giants have taken a step of precaution and are listing starting QB Daniel Jones as questionable to play in Week 4. “We know there’s a significant chance those 49ers beat the everloving shit out of him on national television tonight,” said Brian Daboll. “It’s just best to

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