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Man Whose Fantasy Football Team Name Has Been “Show Me Your TDs” For Full Decade Wins Lifetime Achievement Award For Comedy

GARY, IN – Local fantasy football player Troy Miller work e-mail pinged, but this time a smile came across his face. His fantasy football league, “Gary’s Finest” had been reactivated, and it was time to claim his team. “Alright, let’s see here. Team icon, a plain helmet with the ESPN logo? Check. Team name, Show Me Your TDs? Check.” It

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Patriots Decide Not To Field An Offense This Season

BOSTON, MA – After struggles in 2023 that resulted in having the statistically worst offense in the NFL, the New England Patriots have decided to not field an offense at all this upcoming season. Rookie head coach Jarod Mayo, a former Patriots linebacker and defensive coordinator, believes having no offense gives the Patriots the best chance to win. “Look, we

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David Tepper Mistakenly Hires Jonah Hill After Watching “Moneyball”

CHARLOTTE, NC – Panthers owner David Tepper, recently in the limelight for questionable decisions and antics, has hired a new analytical “wizkid” after he watched the 2011 sports film Moneyball: actor Jonah Hill. “The Oakland baseball club was really able to turn things around despite having bad players and a small market,” Tepper said. “So I did some searching on

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