HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve
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Following a series of personality exams on an upcoming rookie Wide Receiver that revealed he was a normal guy, NFL teams across the league were unanimously skeptical of the player’s ability to blossom into stardom at the next level. The testing, which included: cognitive functions, the SAT, 1-on-1 interviews, watching them play Grand Theft Auto, and personality exams, revealed that
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BUFFALO, NY – Superstar wideout Stefon Diggs has been vocal over time about his frustrations in Buffalo, announcing today that his main priority is to be a huge whiny bitch of a man in a significantly more interesting city, preferably outside of upstate New York. “I’m over Buffalo, man,” Diggs said in a tweet. “The playoff losses sting even more
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