The Miami Dolphins medical team confirmed that Tua Tagovailoa’s concussion issues will be fixed by being bashed in the head an even number of times.
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MIAMI, FL – A Florida man has accidentally won the $212,000,000 jackpot being held at Hard Rock Stadium, according to a source. The man, identified as Tua Tagovailoa, had accidentally been made the starting quarterback of the Dolphins in 2020, and has been innocently pretending to be a superstar QB while not knowing what he’s doing or how he got
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Follow Fantasy Gazette on Twitter and subscribe to our e-mail list to receive more breaking news like this one. A WAL-MART OUTSIDE MIAMI, FL – Dolphins starting QB Tua Tagovailoa has failed to acquire a new toy at Wal-Mart, sources confirmed. The lefty from Alabama was reportedly attempting to throw a tantrum to acquire the new NERF semi-automatic N-Strike Elite
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