Fantasy Gazette

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – USC QB Caleb Williams, the consensus top choice for whoever holds the #1 overall pick, failed to address Fantasy Gazette reporters’ accusations that he is actually pro 9-11. While these baseless accusations were completely made up by us on the spot, he failed to properly and professionally answer them, according to us. We were hoping to hear him break out into song and dance, perhaps a falsetto version of America The Beautiful could have accompanied it, but we will never know. We figured the best “Welcome to the NFL” moment we could give the USA-hater would be a falsified rumor to stir up clicks and views on social media for our own benefit. Our reporters are hungry for the truth, and the best way to find that is to accuse a star of something nonsensical, tell them that’s what everyone believes about them, and the reverse gaslight the public by reminding them the most important thing to do at a press conference is be loud and talk the most. At press time, Williams also failed to squander our made-up rumors that he himself was the shooter on the grassy knoll on November 22, 1963 when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.