2024 NFL Draft Round 1: Winners And Losers
Our winners and losers from the first round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
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Top 10 Rookies By How Good Of A Friend They Would Be
We ranked the top 10 incoming rookies in the 2024 NFL class by how good of a friend they would be.
Read moreAndy Reid Catches Trout With His Bare Hands, Swallows It Whole
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid pulled off an amazing feat this off-season, one perhaps even more impressive than his three Super Bowl championships. Reid was wading in a Montana river when he caught a Brook Trout with his bare hands, and then swallowed it whole. “I’ve been noodling for years, it’s a secret passion of mine,” said Reid.
Read moreRookie Comparisons: Marvin Harrison Jr. Reminds Me Of A Certain Former Colts Star…Reggie Wayne
With the 2024 NFL Draft approaching, it’s a necessity to compare incoming rookies to NFL players. No player should ever be comped to an average player, they have to all get comped to Pro Bowlers at minimum. That being said, when I watch Marvin Harrison, Jr. out of Ohio State, I get glimpses of a former Indianapolis Colts superstar WR.
Read moreOPINION: Caleb Williams Is Not Manly Enough For The NFL, And Also I Am Not A Closeted Homosexual
Let’s not mince words. Caleb Williams is soft. He is a weak, effeminate, gorgeous Gen-Z snowflake who will be an outcast in an NFL locker room. Real NFL players will be completely put off by his unconventional sex appeal. And I say this as someone who is not a closeted homosexual. Caleb Williams makes me uncomfortable. Any time I see
Read moreAngels Unable To Tackle O.J. Simpson So They Can Send Him To Hell
OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES – Recently deceased Hall Of Fame running back O.J. Simpson is currently unable to be sent to hell by God’s angels as he is evading all of their tackles, according to sources. The former Bills legend and troubled character is using a series of well-executed jukes, spins, and stiffarms to send Gabriel, Michael, and others tumbling
Read moreNFL Teams Worried About Wide Receiver They Hoped To Draft After Personality Exam Reveals He’s Normal
Following a series of personality exams on an upcoming rookie Wide Receiver that revealed he was a normal guy, NFL teams across the league were unanimously skeptical of the player’s ability to blossom into stardom at the next level. The testing, which included: cognitive functions, the SAT, 1-on-1 interviews, watching them play Grand Theft Auto, and personality exams, revealed that
Read moreJameis Winston Stares Directly At Solar Eclipse, Now Blind Again
QB Jameis Winston has blinded himself after staring at the 2024 Solar Eclipse, per sources.
Read moreBraxton’s Corner: I Wore A Rashee Rice Jersey To School Today And Got Kicked Out Of D.A.R.E.
hey guys its brax im back with another article. this ones a sad one cuz today at school i got kicked out of dare 😦 it was total bullcrap i was wareing my new rashee rice jersey and the news broke that he smocked weed in his car and the cop at the dare gathering said that i supported a
Read moreMark Wahlberg Says David Tyree’s Helmet Catch ‘Wouldn’t Have Gone Down Like It Did’ If He Was There
In a bizarre interview with Fantasy Gazette today, Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg told a reporter David Tyree’s infamous “Helmet Catch” in Super Bowl XLII wouldn’t have gone down like it did” if he was there.
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