AWESOME: Josh Allen Helps Fan’s Fantasy Football Team Out By Dropping Stefon Diggs
A fantasy football player asked Josh Allen at a recent golf event for the star QB to drop Stefon Diggs for him.
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None Of Bill Belichick’s “Gilligan’s Island” References Landing With New Girlfriend
Former Patriots HC Bill Belichick is having trouble getting his “Gilligan’s Island” references to result in a laugh or connection with his new girlfriend, according to sources.
Read moreNFL Warns Texans And Colts Not To Wear Red Or Blue For Season Opener In Compton
The NFL has reportedly told the Houston Texans and Indianapolis Colts they are not allowed to wear the colors red or blue in any fashion for the team’s season opener, which will be held in Compton, California. The news came on the heels of the revelation that the Packers and Eagles were similarly banned from wearing green in their opening
Read moreCarolina Panthers Relocating To Wakanda
Following a secret initiative to relocate one of the NFL’s saddest franchises, the Carolina Panthers have officially been approved for a relocation to the fictional country of Wakanda.
Read moreDavid Tepper Mistakenly Hires Jonah Hill After Watching “Moneyball”
CHARLOTTE, NC – Panthers owner David Tepper, recently in the limelight for questionable decisions and antics, has hired a new analytical “wizkid” after he watched the 2011 sports film Moneyball: actor Jonah Hill. “The Oakland baseball club was really able to turn things around despite having bad players and a small market,” Tepper said. “So I did some searching on
Read moreBill Belichick Now Sith Lord
Former Patriots coach Bill Belichick has officially converted to the dark side of the force and is now a Sith Lord, a recent report suggests.
Read moreStudy Finds Having Lots Of Rookie Picks In Dynasty Way More Fun Than Winning Games
A recent psychological study found owning draft picks in dynasty fantasy football is significantly more fun than winning games in the actual season.
Read moreAndy Reid Catches Trout With His Bare Hands, Swallows It Whole
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid pulled off an amazing feat this off-season, one perhaps even more impressive than his three Super Bowl championships. Reid was wading in a Montana river when he caught a Brook Trout with his bare hands, and then swallowed it whole. “I’ve been noodling for years, it’s a secret passion of mine,” said Reid.
Read moreAngels Unable To Tackle O.J. Simpson So They Can Send Him To Hell
OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES – Recently deceased Hall Of Fame running back O.J. Simpson is currently unable to be sent to hell by God’s angels as he is evading all of their tackles, according to sources. The former Bills legend and troubled character is using a series of well-executed jukes, spins, and stiffarms to send Gabriel, Michael, and others tumbling
Read moreMark Wahlberg Says David Tyree’s Helmet Catch ‘Wouldn’t Have Gone Down Like It Did’ If He Was There
In a bizarre interview with Fantasy Gazette today, Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg told a reporter David Tyree’s infamous “Helmet Catch” in Super Bowl XLII wouldn’t have gone down like it did” if he was there.
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