Carolina Panthers Relocating To Wakanda
Following a secret initiative to relocate one of the NFL’s saddest franchises, the Carolina Panthers have officially been approved for a relocation to the fictional country of Wakanda.
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Brock Purdy Tries To Memorize Every Player Drafted Before Him, Dies From Brain Aneurysm
49ers QB Brock Purdy has died from a brain aneurysm after trying to memorize every player drafted before him in the 2022 NFL Draft.
Read moreDavid Tepper Mistakenly Hires Jonah Hill After Watching “Moneyball”
CHARLOTTE, NC – Panthers owner David Tepper, recently in the limelight for questionable decisions and antics, has hired a new analytical “wizkid” after he watched the 2011 sports film Moneyball: actor Jonah Hill. “The Oakland baseball club was really able to turn things around despite having bad players and a small market,” Tepper said. “So I did some searching on
Read moreTreylon Burks First Ever Player With Negative Point Value On KeepTradeCut.com
Titans WR Treylon Burks has become the first NFL player in history with a negative point value on KeepTradeCut.com
Read moreKevin Hart Found Dead With Football-Shaped Hole In Chest
LOS ANGELES, CA – Comedian and actor Kevin Hart was reportedly found dead Monday morning with a football-shaped hole in the middle of his chest, according to LAPD.
Read moreBill Belichick Now Sith Lord
Former Patriots coach Bill Belichick has officially converted to the dark side of the force and is now a Sith Lord, a recent report suggests.
Read moreStudy Finds Having Lots Of Rookie Picks In Dynasty Way More Fun Than Winning Games
A recent psychological study found owning draft picks in dynasty fantasy football is significantly more fun than winning games in the actual season.
Read more2024 NFL Draft Round 1: Winners And Losers
Our winners and losers from the first round of the 2024 NFL Draft.
Read moreTop 10 Rookies By How Good Of A Friend They Would Be
We ranked the top 10 incoming rookies in the 2024 NFL class by how good of a friend they would be.
Read moreAndy Reid Catches Trout With His Bare Hands, Swallows It Whole
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid pulled off an amazing feat this off-season, one perhaps even more impressive than his three Super Bowl championships. Reid was wading in a Montana river when he caught a Brook Trout with his bare hands, and then swallowed it whole. “I’ve been noodling for years, it’s a secret passion of mine,” said Reid.
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