Carolina Panthers Relocating To Wakanda
Following a secret initiative to relocate one of the NFL’s saddest franchises, the Carolina Panthers have officially been approved for a relocation to the fictional country of Wakanda.
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David Tepper Mistakenly Hires Jonah Hill After Watching “Moneyball”
CHARLOTTE, NC – Panthers owner David Tepper, recently in the limelight for questionable decisions and antics, has hired a new analytical “wizkid” after he watched the 2011 sports film Moneyball: actor Jonah Hill. “The Oakland baseball club was really able to turn things around despite having bad players and a small market,” Tepper said. “So I did some searching on
Read moreNFL Team With Bad Players And Front Office And Owner And Scouting And Playcalling And Record And Reputation Finally Fixes Everything By Firing Head Coach
AP – An NFL Franchise known for its mediocrity across nearly every possible facet has turned a new leaf by ruthlessly firing their head coach, sources say. The team has an abysmal record to go along with poor players, below-average front office personnel, predictable playcalling, lack of fan enthusiasm, and pretty much every other thing a team could have go
Read moreRanking The 2023 Quarterback Class By College Jersey Number
After months of the most brilliant minds in football (and Dov Kleiman) picked apart the top QBs in the 2023 NFL draft, there’s still rigorous debate over who are the best ones. With a quarterback class this littered with talent and Will Levis, it’s no surprise the anticipation for the draft is sky-high. What people don’t understand is you can
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