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Eric Bieniemy Starting To Wonder If Leaving Juggernaut Chiefs Mid-Dynasty For Garbage Franchise Wasn’t Actually The Greatest Idea Anyone’s Ever Had

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WASHINGTON – Commanders Offensive Coordinator Eric Bieniemy was kept in his role today by the team as they opted to hire Cowboys DC Dan Quinn as their next head coach. Bieniemy famously was passed over after his years helping run one of the greatest offensive units in NFL history, and decided bolting for Washington was his best chance to prove

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Animal Rights Hero Carson Wentz Saves Lives Of Hundreds Of Innocent Salmon

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ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so

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