MINNEAPOLIS, MN – The Vikings received a seismic shift in their 2023 NFL season Sunday when QB Kirk Cousins tragically suffered a torn achilles against the Green Bay Packers. After an MRI Monday confirmed the worst-case scenario, the team’s medical staff released an exciting report just a few minutes later that Cousins was “ahead of schedule” in recovering from the
Read more
In a stunning and revolutionary move, the sports betting site DraftKings is now allowing users to bet on whether or not players will tear their ACL over the course of a game. The move is in efforts to expand what players can wager on, and to ensure users that a devastating injury doesn’t mean their parlay has to be ruined.
Read more
NEW YORK, NY – Following his infamous injury on Monday Night Football, Jets QB Aaron Rodgers met with a renowned achilles surgeon, during which he told the doctor he would be foregoing the standard surgical procedure and instead be doing his own research. “I laid out clearly the standard scientific procedure for Aaron,” said Dr. Phil Harmonic, the highest-rated Achilles
Read more
BetterHelp, an online therapy portal, announced Tuesday a new version of their services directed at a specific audience: therapy for fantasy football players. Fantasy Football Related Trauma (FFRT) affects millions of Americans per year, and BetterHelp is taking initiative to fix it. “We can keep offering therapy for mental health conditions, sure,” said CEO Alon Matas. “But we’re not getting
Read more
There really isn’t much to this story. Just a local Houston guy was gonna “kablooie” himself with a revolver he bought at the corner store cause the Texans are so bad and the coaching staff is awful and their star quarterback is a sex offender and whatnot. Anyways, they won a game so he told us he’s gonna wait one
Read more
ATLANTA, GA – Despite it being late April and no NFL games having been played yet this year, the Atlanta Falcons have officially listed All-Pro Wide Receiver Julio Jones as questionable for the second game of their 2021 season. “We felt this was the safest call to make,” said first-year Falcons head coach Arthur Smith. “In all likelihood, Julio is
Read more
Fantasy Gazette 