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Aaron Rodgers Back In As Vice President After Learning RFK Jr. Also Hates Bears

NEW YORK – Despite making headlines throughout last NFL season on his speedy recovery from a torn achilles and his long-awaited return to football, New York Jets starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers is reconsidering his position and may in fact change his mind about being Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s running mate. The reason? Rodgers learned over the weekend that Robert F.

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We Made ChatGPT Write An Article Stating That Chad Pennington Is The Greatest Quarterback Of The 2000s

In the tumultuous landscape of NFL quarterbacks in the 2000s, one name often overlooked in the conversation of greatness is Chad Pennington – a quarterback whose impact transcends conventional metrics. While critics may fixate on flashy stats and championship rings, a deeper analysis reveals Pennington’s undeniable influence on the game. During his tenure, Pennington boasted an impressive career completion percentage,

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We’re Not In Wisconsin Anymore: Aaron Rodgers Has Gotten Lost On His First Day In New York City

NEW YORK CITY, NY – In a shocking turn of events, new Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has struck fear into the hearts of the NFL world Wednesday when a troubling report revealed he got lost walking the crowded and confusing streets of New York. According to sources, Rodgers decided to go for a leisurely stroll around the city but soon

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Aaron Rodgers Informs Jets Final Step To Acquiring Him Relocating Franchise To Upper Wisconsin

AP – Aaron Rodgers has informed the New York Jets that in addition to acquiring Allen Lazard, Randall Cobb, Marcedes Lewis, and Donald Driver the final domino will be moving the team’s headquarters and operations to northern Wisconsin. Once the move is done, and the franchise plays their games in Lambeau Field, Rodgers will finally be a Jet.

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Jets Fan Grateful His Team Never Puts Him Through Playoff Heartbreak

NEW YORK, NY – Local Jets fan Dennis Anderson was reportedly in high spirits Monday morning when his favorite NFL team, the New York Jets, successfully spared him from enduring a heartbreaking playoff loss. “After the way some of these teams lost this weekend, it feels amazing to have my team thoughtfully avoid that kind of disappointment altogether for guys

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Webster’s Dictionary Adds ‘SZN’ after Overwhelming Demands From Fantasy Football Players

SPRINGFIELD, MA – Webster’s Dictionary, the leading language provider in the United States, announced that after an incredibly high demand from an unusual source they will be adding the word “SZN” to all dictionaries. What does SZN mean? This unusual source is none other than the fantasy football community. For those unfamiliar, fantasy football is a game based on the

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