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Biden Relocating Afghanistan Troops On Mission To Stabilize Houston Texans

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Washington (FG) – President Joe Biden presented the United States army with a new challenge following the removal of all American troops from Afghanistan: rebuild and stabilize the Houston Texans’ NFL franchise. “My fellow Americans, the war in Afghanistan is over,” President Biden said at the White House, triumphantly. “However, the battle in Houston to get this poverty franchise just

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Dynasty Value Of Tom Brady Plummets As Quarterback Turns 44

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TAMPA, FL – Shocking reports from Florida show that Bucs QB Tom Brady is now 44 years old, sending his fantasy football value into a complete nosedive. “Oh shit, he’s in his 40s?,” said local player A.J. Holcomb. “There’s no way he can keep up his two consecutive decades of unparalleled success at his position now.” Many fantasy experts on

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