To avoid injuries, the Dallas Cowboys and LA Chargers have decided to rest all of their players for the entire game in this Saturday’s preseason game in Dallas. “It just makes no sense to play anyone in this game,” said Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy. “Why take the chance of losing players to injury in a meaningless game? Did you see
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LOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Chargers officially parted ways with Head Coach Brandon Staley following a 63-21 loss on Thursday Night Football during a divisional clash in Las Vegas. The loss was the last straw for Staley, whose tenure will be remembered by a mismanaged “win-and-in” situation in 2021, a blown 27-point lead to the Jaguars in the
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WICHITA, KS – Looking to avenge his last-place finishes in 2020 and 2021, sources confirmed local idiot Brandon Miller is zeroing in on his quarterback for his fantasy football draft later this summer, and he’s going to do it in the first round again. “I always pick a quarterback first and my team sucks! But that’s just a coincidence, I
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Cleveland, OH – A dynasty fantasy football player and (formerly) upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his federal tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the
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BLOOMINGTON, IN – While debating his running back rankings, local fantasy football player Marcus Johnson criticized Chicago’s David Montgomery for his success due to an easy schedule, then immediately called Jonathan Taylor “the next superstar running back.” Both players were elite in the final games of 2020 – mostly against horrible defenses. In Montgomery’s final six games, he played six
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