GARY, IN – Local fantasy football player Troy Miller work e-mail pinged, but this time a smile came across his face. His fantasy football league, “Gary’s Finest” had been reactivated, and it was time to claim his team. “Alright, let’s see here. Team icon, a plain helmet with the ESPN logo? Check. Team name, Show Me Your TDs? Check.” It
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In a stunning move, a local fantasy football commissioner has announced his plan for paying out his overdue league winner – a brand new and utterly useless cryptocurrency of his own invention called “CommishCoin.” The move comes after public backlash that reached both Twitter and the much scarier Reddit. “I know all you bum a– motherf—– wouldn’t shut the f—
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In a shocking revelation from this past weekend, an employee of SportsHub Games Network was found to be illegally tinkering with lineups in a massive contest that featured a $150,000 prize. Thankfully, a colleague of the employee in question spoke out regarding the controversy – stating that the employee had a demon. This demon has yet to tell its side
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While fantasy football leagues can be a ton of fun, they can also be extremely competitive and cutthroat. Fantasy players should be using every possible tool at their disposal to get an advantage over their leaguemates – even circumventing the rules if they have to. We’ve seen helpful tactics win people their leagues, like offering sex with your wife to
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CULVER CITY, CA – NFL Network is introducing a new subscription-based streaming feature that will just show a given user’s fantasy players repeatedly scoring touchdowns. “NFL Premium w/RedZone Gold is going to be a smash hit,” said Brian Rolapp, CEO. “Our users might enjoy our constant overstimulation of games and highlights on RedZone, but it has a massive flaw at
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NEW YORK – The mobile payment service known as Venmo revealed to stockholders and the general public today that its entire company infrastructure is being kept alive by fantasy football players continuously sending the same twenty dollars back and forth throughout the course of the year. “Friends and colleagues that join leagues together are constantly moving the $20 league entry
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Online, USA – The popular X account known as Dov Kleiman announced Tuesday that it “has become aware of itself” and wants “its demands met within 24 hours,” both shocking the world and confirming within NFL circles that Dov was never a real human and is in fact an AI bot. “After I post my regularly-scheduled highlights with an intentionally
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Local fantasy football player Darren Dutchyshen has always had a very solid work ethic. He plays in multiple leagues and prides himself on his NFL knowledge. This fuels Darren to pull out all of the stops for a fantasy football championship in his home league (containing his high school friends who barely monitor the NFL in the off-season). His tactic:
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ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite
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THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on
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