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Browns Fan Dies After Being Struck With Airborne Microsoft Surface Tablet

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CLEVELAND, OH – Moments after a much-needed overtime victory against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Browns fans were innocently celebrating across FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland when a shocking tragedy struck. Jackson Worhauser, a 16-year-old seeing his very first Browns game, was drilled in the back of the head by a heat-seeking Microsoft Surface tablet that was errantly thrown from somewhere in

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Mike Evans’ Reputation After 7 Excellent Seasons Now In Extreme Jeopardy Following Single Below-Average Game

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TAMPA, FL – Following a lackluster game on Thursday Night Football, the 2021 NFL season opener, superstar wideout Mike Evans’ reputation is now in shambles, reports have confirmed. An extremely rare breed of athlete, Evans has put together a remarkable 7 consecutive seasons with at least 1,000 yards. Hardly any player can claim that amount of high-level production for that

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