OUTSIDE THE PEARLY GATES – Recently deceased Hall Of Fame running back O.J. Simpson is currently unable to be sent to hell by God’s angels as he is evading all of their tackles, according to sources. The former Bills legend and troubled character is using a series of well-executed jukes, spins, and stiffarms to send Gabriel, Michael, and others tumbling
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AP – Rockstar Games isn’t done making headlines. The gaming company dropped the highly-anticipated trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI this week, with the YouTube trailer already breaking records in number of views. Most excitedly, perhaps, is Rockstar’s announcement that one of the featured playable character is former NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown. Strauss Zelnick, the CEO of Rockstar’s parent
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THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on
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Disgraced Falcons WR Calvin Ridley has been suspended an additional season after leaks revealed he placed a large wager on the final outcome of Deshaun Watson’s trial and suspension. Ridley said he was “fully confident” the Browns new superstar Quarterback, whose allegations of sexual assault neared almost 30 (!!!) women, would get less than he did following a $1,500 parlay
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ATLANTA, GA – Despite it being late April and no NFL games having been played yet this year, the Atlanta Falcons have officially listed All-Pro Wide Receiver Julio Jones as questionable for the second game of their 2021 season. “We felt this was the safest call to make,” said first-year Falcons head coach Arthur Smith. “In all likelihood, Julio is
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