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Update: Joshua Dobbs Learning How To Play Chess – Update: Joshua Dobbs Has Now Mastered Chess

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Just a few minutes after telling his teammates he had never played chess and would be interested in learning about it, Vikings QB Joshua Dobbs had reportedly mastered the game of chess. “Wait, what the hell just happened,” said WR Brandon Powell after losing to Dobbs in under 30 moves. “I literally was the one who introduced

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Report: Kirk Cousins Ahead Of Schedule In Recovery From Torn Achilles

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – The Vikings received a seismic shift in their 2023 NFL season Sunday when QB Kirk Cousins tragically suffered a torn achilles against the Green Bay Packers. After an MRI Monday confirmed the worst-case scenario, the team’s medical staff released an exciting report just a few minutes later that Cousins was “ahead of schedule” in recovering from the

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MVP Voter Won’t Vote For Aaron Rodgers Because His Mom Cheated On Him In High School

Minneapolis, MN – Sports analyst and writer Herb Arnold made headlines this week when he announced that no matter what happens in Week 18, Aaron Rodgers will not get his vote for NFL MVP. “I will not be voting for Rodgers. He’s had a great statistical season, but he’s caused a bunch of distractions and his mom cheated on me

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HEARTBREAKING: Listen to these Wide Receivers Tell Their Story About Being Unfairly Compared to Randy Moss

Recently, it has become popular to compare wide receivers to NFL Hall of Famer and Vikings legend Randy Moss. This is clearly too high of an expectation and takes an emotional toll on the players. The Fantasy Gazette sat down with players who have been unfairly linked to Randy Moss. Tyreek Hill “It’s really not cool to compare me to

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