Monthly Archives: June 2021

U.S. Government Adds “Dynasty Fantasy Football” to List of Religious Cults

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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security recently made a shocking addition to their watch list of violent and dangerous religious cults – Dynasty Fantasy Football. According to Fantasy Gazette’s top-secret government informant, Dynasty Fantasy Football will be ranked fourth on the “Most Dangerous Cults” list – between the Westboro Baptist Chuch and Al-Qaeda. For those unfamiliar, Dynasty Fantasy Football combines

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Devastating Report Reveals Fantasy Points From 2020 Now Worth Nothing

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Heartbreak comes in many shapes and forms. Fantasy football players around the world gathered in sorrow this week when a report showed that fantasy points from last season will have absolutely no bearing on the 2021 season, which begins tonight when the Dallas Cowboys face the defending champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers. “I thought it was a guarantee Davante Adams would

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Man Who Thinks David Montgomery only Succeeded from Easy Schedule Absolutely Loves Jonathan Taylor

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BLOOMINGTON, IN – While debating his running back rankings, local fantasy football player Marcus Johnson criticized Chicago’s David Montgomery for his success due to an easy schedule, then immediately called Jonathan Taylor “the next superstar running back.” Both players were elite in the final games of 2020 – mostly against horrible defenses. In Montgomery’s final six games, he played six

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