Fantasy Gazette

ST. LOUIS, MO – Local fantasy football player Damon Brunswick was reportedly “shaken” and “disturbed” after a quick YouTube search led him to a video titled Kadarius Toney Career Highlight Reel (NEXT TYREEK HILL??) was a mere 0:43 seconds long. “Wait, wait…this can’t be right. Where’s the rest of it? This guy is supposed to be Patrick Mahomes’ new favorite target! Do you know how many best ball shares I have of this crackhead?!?!” Brunswick said. According to his DraftKings profile, he had been taking Toney comfortably in the 5th round in a staggering 70% of his drafts, ahead of more solidified receivers like Michael Pittman, Brandon Aiyuk, and Tyler Lockett. “This video is just a punt return and a 5 yard decoy touchdown plus some catch and run against the Saints and that’s it,” Brunswick said. “I can’t believe it. Oh well, at least I have all my Christian Watson shares.” At press time, Brunswick was listening to as many fantasy podcasts as he could to decipher if Rashid Shaheed in the 7th round was too early for his upcoming redraft leagues.