LOS ANGELES – Killing two birds with one stone, new Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh announced to the press today running back J.K. Dobbins will be out for their Week 2 clash with Carolina, despite the team not having played their Week 1 game yet. “We’re just facing the facts,” said Harbaugh. “There’s just no way he makes it through
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A successful fantasy football writer has found a loophole to always being correct when forecasting player values: using injuries to get off on a technicality.
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While fantasy football leagues can be a ton of fun, they can also be extremely competitive and cutthroat. Fantasy players should be using every possible tool at their disposal to get an advantage over their leaguemates – even circumventing the rules if they have to. We’ve seen helpful tactics win people their leagues, like offering sex with your wife to
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Following yet another vicious brawl in the stands during a game, the NFL and NFLPA announced a joint statement during a press conference this week. The parties are hoping to put a swift end to the violence, and announced their recommendation during the event, which is that everyone going to NFL games should bring a gun for self-defense. “We are
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WESTERN ASIA, MANY YEARS AGO – Ugga! Me caveman named Grog. You read on screen box about me now. I hunt, fish. Me live in cave and love fantasy football. Now, important word next. Me bring big news! Few days past, after Grog pick lots of running backs in draft with standard scores, Grog notice dark sky, me shiver. Me
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Each NFL season brings an element of uncertainty and mystery that fantasy players and regular people alike need to keep an eye on. Fantasy Gazette is proud to provide you with clarity here, and ask the real questions that you need to evaluate as the season approaches. Without further adieu, each NFL team’s burning question for the year of our
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hey guys it braxton back with another gud article for ya’ll about qaurterbacks.
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After months of the most brilliant minds in football (and Dov Kleiman) picked apart the top QBs in the 2023 NFL draft, there’s still rigorous debate over who are the best ones. With a quarterback class this littered with talent and Will Levis, it’s no surprise the anticipation for the draft is sky-high. What people don’t understand is you can
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Everyone that has ever walked God’s green Earth knows that fantasy football players are roughly 69 times more likely to participate in “the sex” or receive sexual favors than those who refrain from playing fantasy football. We all learn it at some point in middle school sexual education, I know I did! We don’t know about you, but we have
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It’s a common occurrence for modern Americans: loved ones on deployment from September to February during the NFL season. Spouses of NFL fans are stuck at home, watching the time pass and trying to make the most of their spouse’s deployment to the couch. Here are 10 tips you can use to manage your negative emotions while your spouse is
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