The NFL has reportedly told the Houston Texans and Indianapolis Colts they are not allowed to wear the colors red or blue in any fashion for the team’s season opener, which will be held in Compton, California. The news came on the heels of the revelation that the Packers and Eagles were similarly banned from wearing green in their opening
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WASHINGTON, DC – A damning new report from within congress has revealed Dianne Feinstein (D – Calif.) was warned ahead of time in a private meeting that RB Josh Jacobs was indeed planning to return to the Las Vegas Raiders. The RB, who led the league in rushing yards in 2022, saw his stock plummet over the off-season with a
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hey guys it braxton back with another gud article for ya’ll about qaurterbacks.
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ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so
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New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
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BLOOMINGTON, IN – While debating his running back rankings, local fantasy football player Marcus Johnson criticized Chicago’s David Montgomery for his success due to an easy schedule, then immediately called Jonathan Taylor “the next superstar running back.” Both players were elite in the final games of 2020 – mostly against horrible defenses. In Montgomery’s final six games, he played six
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