MRI Machine Says Deshaun Watson Pressured It To Scan Further Up His Leg
Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson has been accused of harassment by a Cleveland MRI Machine, a source tells us.
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Fantasy Gazette’s Week 6 Headlines & Recap
Week 6 in the NFL gave us another 12-hour block of insurance commercials and political ads, with some football action mixed in. Here are the official Fantasy Gazette headlines from Week 6 of the 2024 NFL season. Travis Etienne Outscored By Famous Cartoon Dog “Scooby-Doo” Jags running back Travis Etienne surely caused anger and consternation among many fantasy managers after
Read moreGood Luck With That: Deshaun Watson Trying To Argue Sack He Took Should Have Been Penalized Because He Didn’t Give Consent
Browns QB Deshaun Watson tried to argue the sack he took by holding onto the ball too long was unfair, per sources.
Read moreEXCLUSIVE: NFL Script Leaked; Kyler Murray And Deshaun Watson “Enemies-To-Lovers” Romantic Subplot To Begin This Sunday
The NFL has big plans for the game in Cleveland this weekend, a source close to the situation told the Gazette. The Arizona Cardinals are facing Browns this Sunday and both teams had quarterback uncertainty this week. According to our source, these “injuries” were staged as part of a larger plot. Kyler Murray and Deshaun Watson are young, talented, and
Read moreUh Oh: Browns Players Telling Stories Of Sexual Adventures Realizes It Almost Deshaun Watson’s Turn
CLEVELAND, OH – Following a routine practice, members of the Cleveland Browns were reportedly gathered in a circle in the locker room and began telling stories of sexual adventures when the room suddenly became engulfed in awkward silence as the rotation of whose turn it was to speak was now upon QB Deshaun Watson. “So we’re up in the hotel
Read moreCalvin Ridley Suspended Another Full Season After Betting On Deshaun Watson Trial Outcome
Disgraced Falcons WR Calvin Ridley has been suspended an additional season after leaks revealed he placed a large wager on the final outcome of Deshaun Watson’s trial and suspension. Ridley said he was “fully confident” the Browns new superstar Quarterback, whose allegations of sexual assault neared almost 30 (!!!) women, would get less than he did following a $1,500 parlay
Read morePanthers Announce Josh Allen Is Their Next QB Target: “The 2018 Class Will Be Ours”
CHARLOTTE, NC – Drunk with power following the acquisition of QB Baker Mayfield from Cleveland, the Carolina Panthers announced Wednesday they will “stop at nothing” to acquire Bills superstar QB Josh Allen in order to complete their collection of the 2018 quarterback class. “This is the move our fans have been begging us to do,” head coach Matt Rhule said.
Read moreDeshaun Watson’s Lawyers Concerned Upon Discovering “Illegal Use Of Hands” Rule Exists In NFL, Too
Breaking: NFL Will NOT Suspend Players With Sexual Assault Allegations As Long As 80% Of Victims Are Vaccinated
With sexual assault allegations and COVID-19 vaccines dominating NFL headlines, Roger Goodell announced Friday the league is taking serious action. The NFL will be operating by what they have dubbed “the 80/20 rule.” It states that no players will be suspended for sexual charges as long as at least 80% of the alleged victims are fully vaccinated against coronavirus.** As
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