The NFL has reportedly told the Houston Texans and Indianapolis Colts they are not allowed to wear the colors red or blue in any fashion for the team’s season opener, which will be held in Compton, California. The news came on the heels of the revelation that the Packers and Eagles were similarly banned from wearing green in their opening
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The Philadelphia Eagles have installed a shock collar at the 1 yard line, ensuring Saquon Barkley cannot safely pass it.
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In a bizarre interview with Fantasy Gazette today, Hollywood star Mark Wahlberg told a reporter David Tyree’s infamous “Helmet Catch” in Super Bowl XLII wouldn’t have gone down like it did” if he was there.
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PHILADELPHIA, PA – “Greetings, future pusher!” was the first thing Saquon Barkley heard when looking towards new QB Jalen Hurts, who had his rear end pointed towards the star tailback. “Better get used to the view!” Barkley, the newest addition to an excellent Philadelphia offense, said he was excited to get started with the team but was immediately overwhelmed by
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ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so
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Macon, GA – Local NFL boycotter Darren King was talking to friends at a Super Bowl party Sunday when he said he just hopes the FOX broadcast won’t show the “woke” end zone slogans too often, eyewitnesses said. “Eagles, Chiefs, whoever wins, I just pray to God those woke ‘End Racism’ end zone slogans aren’t on TV all day,” King
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New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
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hey guys its braxton wellcome back to braxtons corner. This is where I teach you about stuff you can use too win your famtasy leagues. this week we talk about devonta smith and how he looks like a telephone pole. Also I could totally kick his ass. yeah that’s right i said it i think devonta smith is too skinny
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If one thing is for sure with the NFL Draft, expect the unexpected!
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