WASHINGTON, DC – A damning new report from within congress has revealed Dianne Feinstein (D – Calif.) was warned ahead of time in a private meeting that RB Josh Jacobs was indeed planning to return to the Las Vegas Raiders. The RB, who led the league in rushing yards in 2022, saw his stock plummet over the off-season with a
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Arizona Cardinals: How do Kyler Murray, Marquise Brown, and Rondale Moore plan to see each other over the offensive line? Atlanta Falcons: Which quarterback will make you regret drafting Kyle Pitts in the 3rd round? Baltimore Ravens: How many players will tear their ACL by the end of September this year? Buffalo Bills: Is Gabriel Davis amazing? Does he suck?
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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security recently made a shocking addition to their watch list of violent and dangerous religious cults – Dynasty Fantasy Football. According to Fantasy Gazette’s top-secret government informant, Dynasty Fantasy Football will be ranked fourth on the “Most Dangerous Cults” list – between the Westboro Baptist Chuch and Al-Qaeda. For those unfamiliar, Dynasty Fantasy Football combines
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BLOOMINGTON, IN – While debating his running back rankings, local fantasy football player Marcus Johnson criticized Chicago’s David Montgomery for his success due to an easy schedule, then immediately called Jonathan Taylor “the next superstar running back.” Both players were elite in the final games of 2020 – mostly against horrible defenses. In Montgomery’s final six games, he played six
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