Tag Archives: Michael Thomas

Fantasy Football Commissioner Launches Cryptocurrency, Will Pay Winner In Worthless “CommishCoin”

In a stunning move, a local fantasy football commissioner has announced his plan for paying out his overdue league winner – a brand new and utterly useless cryptocurrency of his own invention called “CommishCoin.” The move comes after public backlash that reached both Twitter and the much scarier Reddit. “I know all you bum a– motherf—– wouldn’t shut the f—

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Savvy Dynasty Player Drops All His Best Players So They Never Lose Value

Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad

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Slant Boy Is Faking It: Michael Thomas Says He Won’t Return To Football Until Fans Start Calling Him “Slant Man”

According to our top Saints beat reporter, 3-time Pro Bowl WR Michael Thomas has NOT been sitting out this NFL season because of a lingering ankle injury, but because his nickname hurts his feelings. The league leader in both reception yardage and reception total in 2019, Thomas has barely played since, mainly because he feels like his nickname Slant Boy

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HEARTBREAKING: Listen to these Wide Receivers Tell Their Story About Being Unfairly Compared to Randy Moss

Recently, it has become popular to compare wide receivers to NFL Hall of Famer and Vikings legend Randy Moss. This is clearly too high of an expectation and takes an emotional toll on the players. The Fantasy Gazette sat down with players who have been unfairly linked to Randy Moss. Tyreek Hill “It’s really not cool to compare me to

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