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OPINION: Caleb Williams Is Not Manly Enough For The NFL, And Also I Am Not A Closeted Homosexual

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Let’s not mince words. Caleb Williams is soft. He is a weak, effeminate, gorgeous Gen-Z snowflake who will be an outcast in an NFL locker room. Real NFL players will be completely put off by his unconventional sex appeal. And I say this as someone who is not a closeted homosexual. Caleb Williams makes me uncomfortable. Any time I see

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NFL Teams Worried About Wide Receiver They Hoped To Draft After Personality Exam Reveals He’s Normal

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Following a series of personality exams on an upcoming rookie Wide Receiver that revealed he was a normal guy, NFL teams across the league were unanimously skeptical of the player’s ability to blossom into stardom at the next level. The testing, which included: cognitive functions, the SAT, 1-on-1 interviews, watching them play Grand Theft Auto, and personality exams, revealed that

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Perfectly Healthy Man Completes 39th Mock Draft

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Somewhere Online, USA – NFL superfan Jesse Montoya was pleased to announce via social media he completed his 39th personal mock draft ahead of Thursday Night. “Yeah, this is definitely the one,” he said. “I was up all night studying the Eagles’ draft strategy for the last 15 years and went through Bill Belichick’s trading tendencies, which I almost forgot

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NFL Votes to Add Controversial “Phone-A-Fan” Rule to 2022 Draft

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After the conclusion of the 2021 NFL draft on Sunday, executives and coaches from across the NFL gathered together in an emergency online video call to discuss a growing issue: bad talent evaluation. According to a recent Twitter poll of NFL fans, just 11% of fans were satisfied with their favorite team’s picks. This stat was especially alarming to Packers

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