The Miami Dolphins medical team confirmed that Tua Tagovailoa’s concussion issues will be fixed by being bashed in the head an even number of times.
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HOUSTON, TX – “OH SHIT, OH FUCK” screamed a remarkably sweaty C.J. Stroud as he jolted up from his bed. The Houston Texans star quarterback had recently suffered a nightmare of unimaginable horrors – having to play at the helm of a professional football team that did not gift-wrap him several elite wide receivers. “It was worse than anything I’ve
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49ers QB Brock Purdy has died from a brain aneurysm after trying to memorize every player drafted before him in the 2022 NFL Draft.
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QB Jameis Winston has blinded himself after staring at the 2024 Solar Eclipse, per sources.
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PHILADELPHIA, PA – “Greetings, future pusher!” was the first thing Saquon Barkley heard when looking towards new QB Jalen Hurts, who had his rear end pointed towards the star tailback. “Better get used to the view!” Barkley, the newest addition to an excellent Philadelphia offense, said he was excited to get started with the team but was immediately overwhelmed by
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We accused Caleb Williams of being pro 9/11 and he didn’t answer it very well.
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Desmond Ridder has been given the day off from training camp after an exhausting previous day in which he threw the football 7 times.
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The Cincinnati Bengals believe they have found their franchise quarterback in Joe Burrow, but it appears some NFL officials around the league are still questioning his ability to be a successful mobile QB. ESPN’s James Furman reported Tuesday on This Just In: “There is still some skepticism that exists among some team officials around the league that I’ve spoken to about his ability
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When I was nine years old, I went missing. My friend, we’ll call him Mike, came over to play Madden 04 (Falcons were off-limits, for obvious reasons), and we decided to head out to the skate park and just walk around town a little after dinner. My mother was home, and I told her we were headed out (she was
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Little Rock, AR – Local man and self-proclaimed Malik Willis “superfan” Jordan Belmont was enjoying a night out at Buffalo Wild Wings with his buddies and talking about the upcoming NFL Draft when a friend asked Belmont to name 3 of his favorite throws by Liberty QB Malik Willis, who was on Belmont’s t-shirt that very moment. “What?” he responded
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