Monthly Archives: October 2022

Parents Worried Son That Drafted Too Many Injured Running Backs Will Be Radicalized Into Zero RB Cult

It was an ordinary night in the Carson household. After a routine chili-and-Scrabble night followed by any homework that needed completed and leftover cinnamon rolls from that morning, Michelle and David Carson did a routine bedroom check around the house. They didn’t expect to see what was on their 17-year-old son Beckett’s computer. Beckett, who was still in the bathroom

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Local Family Kicks Man Out Of House After 0-5 Start In Fantasy Football

Harrisburg, PA: 39-year-old Kaela Yost was subconsciously rubbing her left thumb against her now naked ring finger. Her gaze wandered off outside where her former husband, Tim, was loading the last of his belongings into a rented Penske truck. Their children Teagan, Kaegan, and Braeden looked on disappointedly, the Yost family’s legacy completely tarnished. “I mean, seriously, five losses in a

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