An Elite QB Having A Great Second Season After Joining The Denver Broncos? Yeah, Right, Like That’s Ever Happened. Written By Braxton, Age 13.
hey guys it braxton back with another gud article for ya’ll about qaurterbacks.
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BREAKING: Kadarius Toney Says His Social Media Was Hacked By Someone Who Talks And Acts Exactly Like Him
THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on
Read moreAnimal Rights Hero Carson Wentz Saves Lives Of Hundreds Of Innocent Salmon
ALASKA – Animal rights champion and former NFL champion Carson Wentz recently went on an expedition to the Alaska wilderness to protect salmon, the beloved fish we all respect and care about. Wentz had a sole mission on his trip to the Last Frontier: erase the dangerous black bear by any means possible to protect the river-dwellers. “I get so
Read moreWinners Of The Josh Jacobs Poetry Contest
We held a poetry contest centered around Raiders’ RB Josh Jacobs. Here are the winners.
Read moreMan Who Was Wrong About Travis Kelce Being Too Old When Tight End Was 30, 31, 32, and 33 Confident He Will Fall Off At Age 34
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Local man and avid fantasy football player Ethan Cassidy recently told friends that he would be fading Travis Kelce this year for fantasy football purposes. He noted that the tight end, who he believed was a bad draft pick for each of the last four seasons due to his age, would be a bad draft pick this
Read more10 Things You Should Never Say To A Fantasy Football Player
Fantasy Football players are the backbone of a healthy society. As such, it’s your job to keep them comfortable and happy in their environment when having interactions. Whether you have a family member, coworker, or friend managing fantasy football teams, you need to avoid these 10 damaging phrases. “Fantasy football is unpredictable.” Fantasy football players’ lives depend on them knowing
Read moreAnonymous NFL Insiders ‘Skeptical’ If Joe Burrow Can Ever Become True Dual-Threat Quarterback
The Cincinnati Bengals believe they have found their franchise quarterback in Joe Burrow, but it appears some NFL officials around the league are still questioning his ability to be a successful mobile QB. ESPN’s James Furman reported Tuesday on This Just In: “There is still some skepticism that exists among some team officials around the league that I’ve spoken to about his ability
Read moreMrBeast Announces $100,000 FAAB Giveaway
NORTH CAROLINA – Famous YouTuber and person your kid knows “MrBeast,” aka Jimmy Donaldson, is no stranger to giving away large sums of money or extravagant gifts to his subscribers in videos. His latest announcement might just have a new demographic lining up to become his fans. And it might be part of a bigger plan. MrBeast plans to give
Read moreFamily Gets Together For Relaxing Night Of NFL Draft And White Guilt
Durham, NC – The Kettlemans are like any other blue-collared, red-blooded American family. They enjoy summer vacations to Myrtle Beach, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, and their golden retreiver, Sadie. They also like the National Football League. More specifically, the draft…which they’ve just gathered together to watch this Thursday evening in addition to an absolutely soul-crushing amount of white guilt.
Read moreWe’re Not In Wisconsin Anymore: Aaron Rodgers Has Gotten Lost On His First Day In New York City
NEW YORK CITY, NY – In a shocking turn of events, new Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has struck fear into the hearts of the NFL world Wednesday when a troubling report revealed he got lost walking the crowded and confusing streets of New York. According to sources, Rodgers decided to go for a leisurely stroll around the city but soon
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