AP – Rockstar Games isn’t done making headlines. The gaming company dropped the highly-anticipated trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI this week, with the YouTube trailer already breaking records in number of views. Most excitedly, perhaps, is Rockstar’s announcement that one of the featured playable character is former NFL Wide Receiver Antonio Brown. Strauss Zelnick, the CEO of Rockstar’s parent
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PHILADELPHIA, PA – Local man and avid fantasy football player Ethan Cassidy recently told friends that he would be fading Travis Kelce this year for fantasy football purposes. He noted that the tight end, who he believed was a bad draft pick for each of the last four seasons due to his age, would be a bad draft pick this
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TAMPA, FL – Despite reports that his weight had become a problem for Bucs’ coaches, starting RB Leonard Fournette addressed the media Monday to clear the air, happily stating that he was “in the biggest shape of my life.” “Don’t listen to that report that said my coaches were angry,” Fournette said, mentioning a devastating report that didn’t actually even
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In the latest of a series of stunning moves, the AFC West – formerly comprised of the Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs, and Raiders, has traded the NFC for the entirety of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchise. In just the first days of the NFL’s new season, the Broncos acquired superstar QB, the Chargers traded the Bears for Khalil Mack, and the
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New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
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Tampa, FL – Following a bizarre and embarrassing outing for the Buccaneers in a 0-9 shutout loss at the hands of the Saints, sources confirmed Tom Brady only gave his son a firm, cold goodnight handshake following the defeat. “Obviously not what I was expecting after brushing my teeth and having all my homework finished before Christmas break,” Jack Brady
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TAMPA, FL – Shocking reports from Florida show that Bucs QB Tom Brady is now 44 years old, sending his fantasy football value into a complete nosedive. “Oh shit, he’s in his 40s?,” said local player A.J. Holcomb. “There’s no way he can keep up his two consecutive decades of unparalleled success at his position now.” Many fantasy experts on
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