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Update: Joshua Dobbs Learning How To Play Chess – Update: Joshua Dobbs Has Now Mastered Chess
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Just a few minutes after telling his teammates he had never played chess and would be interested in learning about it, Vikings QB Joshua Dobbs had reportedly mastered the game of chess. “Wait, what the hell just happened,” said WR Brandon Powell after losing to Dobbs in under 30 moves. “I literally was the one who introduced
Read moreArthur Smith Reveals Fantasy Football Killed His Parents
Atlanta Falcons head coach Arthur Smith found himself in a familiar position after the team’s loss this past Sunday: answering for his questionable coaching decisions at the podium. Consistently, Smith has failed to utilize highly-drafted stars on an offense that now ranks in the bottom 5 in points. Smith has most infamously dodged critiques and made derisive comments at one
Read moreFalcons’ QB Ridder Gets Rest Day After Throwing 7 Passes
Desmond Ridder has been given the day off from training camp after an exhausting previous day in which he threw the football 7 times.
Read moreCalvin Ridley Suspended Another Full Season After Betting On Deshaun Watson Trial Outcome
Disgraced Falcons WR Calvin Ridley has been suspended an additional season after leaks revealed he placed a large wager on the final outcome of Deshaun Watson’s trial and suspension. Ridley said he was “fully confident” the Browns new superstar Quarterback, whose allegations of sexual assault neared almost 30 (!!!) women, would get less than he did following a $1,500 parlay
Read moreCalvin Ridley Has Suspension Reduced After Using Gambling Winnings To Buy Steroids
Atlanta, GA – Falcons star wideout Calvin Ridley has gotten his year-long suspension from the NFL reduced after using his gambling winnings to buy performance enhancing drugs. Ridley had been suspended for betting on NFL games on his smartphone, but appealed the suspension to Roger Goodell and the NFLPA this week while absolutely yoked from the steroids. “We’re thrilled to
Read moreBREAKING: You’re Too Low On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too High On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too Low On This Player. BREAKING: You’re Too High On This Player.
Reports from the fantasy football community this week have found that you, the reader, are too low in your valuation of Falcons WR Calvin Ridley. This comes after the news Sunday that Julio Jones has been traded to Tennesse- Wait. Hang on. In a breaking new update, it appears you are now too high in your viewing of Ridley. He
Read moreMan With Muscular Thighs Much Better at Football Now Than Before Photo of Muscular Thighs Surfaced
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Read moreFalcons List Julio Jones as Questionable for Week 2
ATLANTA, GA – Despite it being late April and no NFL games having been played yet this year, the Atlanta Falcons have officially listed All-Pro Wide Receiver Julio Jones as questionable for the second game of their 2021 season. “We felt this was the safest call to make,” said first-year Falcons head coach Arthur Smith. “In all likelihood, Julio is
Read more2021 NFL Mock Draft – Top 10 Picks
If one thing is for sure with the NFL Draft, expect the unexpected!
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