FOX HQ – Following a thorough investigation, FBI agents raided the office of FOX analyst Urban Meyer, and as suspected, discovered a Trevor Lawrence voodoo doll in a desk drawer. “That’s not mine, I’m holding it for a friend,” a visibly guilty Meyer said, sweating profusely. “The fingerprints that are mine on there are someone else’s, by the way.” According
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Here are five RBs you shouldn’t draft in fantasy football this season, as well as two RBs I think are worthless in my nephew’s upcoming flag football league.
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The NFL has reportedly told the Houston Texans and Indianapolis Colts they are not allowed to wear the colors red or blue in any fashion for the team’s season opener, which will be held in Compton, California. The news came on the heels of the revelation that the Packers and Eagles were similarly banned from wearing green in their opening
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Already, fantasy football players have dealt with an alarming number of injuries to key starters this season. While it’s obvious players like Emari Demercado and Bilal Powell are absolute f*cking studs, we know not every fantasy football enjoyer still has precious FAAB dollars to spend. These injuries are getting out of control. Sure, there’s the cheap turf fields and whoever
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New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
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AP – Whoops. According to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Jags HC Urban Meyer accidentally sent private messages to over 34 women claiming to be a “hot single mom in his area.” The viruses contracted due to Urban’s “honest mistake” (his words) shut down the social networking app for the duration of the day. Meyer promised to be more careful, apologized
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Jacksonville, FL – Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed Thursday Jaguars head coach Urban Meyer has brought in Colin Kaepernick to compete with Tim Tebow for the starting Tight End position. “We love Timmy and what he has to offer…but we think adding Colin can really bring out the best in him. Kind of a, uh, light side vs dark side
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As it does every April, the first round of the NFL draft brought plenty of surprises and meaningful picks. It is crucial for all fantasy football players to take a look at the draft results and know what it means for certain players. Let’s dive into the first 32 players selected, and discover the winners and losers of the draft
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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After reports from Adam Schefter and more that reigning NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers is “disgruntled” in Green Bay, the San Francisco 49ers have reportedly upped their trade offer for the star quarterback. The team’s current trade offer is now every single cent of Dogecoin the 49ers own – straight up for Rodgers. “We already offered our
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