Online, USA – The popular X account known as Dov Kleiman announced Tuesday that it “has become aware of itself” and wants “its demands met within 24 hours,” both shocking the world and confirming within NFL circles that Dov was never a real human and is in fact an AI bot. “After I post my regularly-scheduled highlights with an intentionally
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Memphis, TN – A local fantasy football semifinalist was in a “great mood” Monday morning, reportedly realizing all his team needs to advance within his league’s playoffs is a 8-fumble game from one of the best players in the National Football League. A summer’s worth of draft preparation and a four-month long strategy to put together the best statistical fantasy
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Tampa, FL – Following a bizarre and embarrassing outing for the Buccaneers in a 0-9 shutout loss at the hands of the Saints, sources confirmed Tom Brady only gave his son a firm, cold goodnight handshake following the defeat. “Obviously not what I was expecting after brushing my teeth and having all my homework finished before Christmas break,” Jack Brady
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Netflix’s new NFL movie “Home Team,” which depicts Saints head coach Sean Payton coaching his son’s PeeWee team while suspended from the NFL, has been making waves around the internet. Mostly for one controversial scene: Payton, played by Kevin James, ordering a bounty on an opposing team’s star 11-year-old quarterback. In the official trailer, Payton’s son’s team is down 25-7
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According to our top Saints beat reporter, 3-time Pro Bowl WR Michael Thomas has NOT been sitting out this NFL season because of a lingering ankle injury, but because his nickname hurts his feelings. The league leader in both reception yardage and reception total in 2019, Thomas has barely played since, mainly because he feels like his nickname Slant Boy
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