Tag Archives: Trades

6 reasons Why Fantasy Football Players Have More Sex Than Everyone Else

Everyone that has ever walked God’s green Earth knows that fantasy football players are roughly 69 times more likely to participate in “the sex” or receive sexual favors than those who refrain from playing fantasy football. We all learn it at some point in middle school sexual education, I know I did! We don’t know about you, but we have

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Fantasy Football Player Arrested After Filing Tax Return With Trade Calculator

Cleveland, OH – A dynasty fantasy football player and (formerly) upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his federal tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the

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Counter Point: If You Didn’t Take My Last Trade, Why Won’t You Take This Even Worse One? You Dumbass?

Fantasy Gazette sources confirmed that someone in your fantasy football league has a brand new special trade offer for you: the exact same offer you declined, but this time you give up even more. Deal or no deal? “Yeah I just figured if you didn’t like my last offer, you’d be interested in giving me even more than I originally

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