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Watch Out Cooper Kupp: Matthew Stafford And Allen Robinson Totally Made Out A Little Bit Last Night

Los Angeles, CA – Not long into Cooper Kupp’s monster 2021 performance, reports came out that the star receiver and his new quarterback had been hanging out and having breakfast together every day. The extra quality time clearly paid off, as Kupp became the latest “triple crown” winner, leading the league in receptions, receiving yards, and receiving touchdowns. But that

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Savvy Dynasty Player Drops All His Best Players So They Never Lose Value

Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad

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Mental Health Experts Warn Fantasy Football Players Not To Click “Draft Recap”

Nashville, TN – Local fantasy football player Isaiah Maxwell was reflecting on his 10th-place fantasy football finish Thursday when he decided to take the treacherous, grief-filled journey back to the “Draft Recap” page on his fantasy league’s website, sources say. Maxwell was “distraught, spiraling, and I think about to cry even” said his wife. “I heard a bunch of stuff

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NFL Players Excited To Receive Normal Death Threats Again Now That Fantasy Football Is Over

Week 17 is known to fantasy players around the globe as the end of the season. To NFL players, it’s known as a return to the familiar and comfortable: death threats that aren’t about fantasy football. “All year, me and my loved ones received death threats because I didn’t get people fantasy wins,” said Panthers RB Christian McCaffrey. “Now I’ll

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Allen Robinson Says He Won’t Play Better Until Enough People Drop Him From Their Fantasy Teams: “I Need The Motivation.”

Chicago, IL – Bears WR Allen Robinson, widely regarded as the worst draft pick someone could have made in fantasy football, made a shocking statement Wednesday when he announced that he “doesn’t feel like” playing really good again until more people drop him from their fantasy football leagues. “It’s simple really,” Robinson said during a surprise Bears press conference. “I

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