Somewhere Online, USA – NFL superfan Jesse Montoya was pleased to announce via social media he completed his 39th personal mock draft ahead of Thursday Night. “Yeah, this is definitely the one,” he said. “I was up all night studying the Eagles’ draft strategy for the last 15 years and went through Bill Belichick’s trading tendencies, which I almost forgot
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Accuracy. Level of competition. Athletic variables. These things are all stupid and useless. There is only one metric that truly defines how great an athlete will be: how cool their name is. You know it, and I know it. There are objective facts in language and culture that create what we know as an athlete’s most recognizable and lasting brand…having
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Accuracy. Level of competition. Athletic variables. These things are all stupid and useless. There is only one metric that truly defines how great an athlete will be: how cool their name is. You know it, and I know it. There are objective facts in language and culture that create what we know as an athlete’s most recognizable and lasting brand…having
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Cleveland, OH – A dynasty fantasy football player and (formerly) upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his federal tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the
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SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Local man Daniel Roberts has always followed the NFL. He normally has a keen eye for pointing out underrated quarterbacks like Jimmy Garoppolo, but recent reports showed his affection for “Jimmy G” is actually just a reflection of him being a dumbass, sources say. “Our team ran several tests to determine the root causes of
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Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
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Pittsburgh, PA – Local diehard Steelers fan Gregg Ward walked into his 15-year-old son Axel’s room Monday evening, shocked to see the teen secretly watching “HOT: Mitch Trubisky Penetrates Tight Defense And Scores” on his personal computer. Axel turned around in shame before yelling at his dad to get up and cleaning up using a terrible towel. “Now, son,” the
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In a blockbuster move, and one of the biggest trades in NFL history, the Denver Broncos have acquired nine-time Pro-Bowler and Super Bowl champion Russell Wilson from the Seattle Seahawks. Fantasy Gazette is here to break down the impact. Read here for our winners and losers. Russell Wilson: LOSER Wilson’s going to be in for it when the thin Colorado
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