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NFL Teams Eyeing One-Year-Old Jordan McVay As Next Nepo Baby Head Coach

The Shanahan coaching tree is the gift that keeps on giving. Following the early offensive success of Saints Offensive Coordinator Klint Kubiak, the latest godsend in offensive schematics, NFL teams are already making Head Coach offers to Jordan McVay, the one-year-old son of Los Angeles Rams Head Coach Sean McVay. “This toddler is a genius, plain and simple,” one NFL

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Nation’s Youth Vow To Boycott NFL After Watching Broncos vs Rams On Nickelodeon

America, USA – Vowing to never again view the National Football League after what they just watched, the nation’s youth assembled in thought Sunday afternoon after the Broncos took on the Rams on Nickelodeon. “What the f*ck man,” said Brady S., age 9. “Nickelodeon is a bunch of hoes for that, making me see a washed Russell Wilson take on

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Watch Out Cooper Kupp: Matthew Stafford And Allen Robinson Totally Made Out A Little Bit Last Night

Los Angeles, CA – Not long into Cooper Kupp’s monster 2021 performance, reports came out that the star receiver and his new quarterback had been hanging out and having breakfast together every day. The extra quality time clearly paid off, as Kupp became the latest “triple crown” winner, leading the league in receptions, receiving yards, and receiving touchdowns. But that

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Mental Health Experts Warn Fantasy Football Players Not To Click “Draft Recap”

Nashville, TN – Local fantasy football player Isaiah Maxwell was reflecting on his 10th-place fantasy football finish Thursday when he decided to take the treacherous, grief-filled journey back to the “Draft Recap” page on his fantasy league’s website, sources say. Maxwell was “distraught, spiraling, and I think about to cry even” said his wife. “I heard a bunch of stuff

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‘I Totally Knew Cooper Kupp Would Go Nuclear,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Drafted Him In 7th Round

Lansing, MI – Local fantasy football player Devin Patton was in high spirits following his team’s championship victory this past weekend, mainly off the back of Rams stud wideout Cooper Kupp. The Rams have one game left, and Kupp has a chance to break Calvin Johnson’s NFL record for receiving yards. Kupp is also the league leader in receptions (138)

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