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BREAKING: Kadarius Toney Says His Social Media Was Hacked By Someone Who Talks And Acts Exactly Like Him

THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on

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HEARTWARMING: GoFundMe To Get Small, Shitty Publication ‘Fantasy Gazette’ Verified Raises 13 Cents

It’s a story that would make even the Grinch smile. A GoFundMe campaign was created to help a grassroots fantasy football news site raise the funds necessary to get verified on Twitter. Starting November 11th, 2022, Twitter’s “Twitter Blue” premium offering would grant users themuch sought-after blue checkmark, verifying the account possessing it. Twitter Blue also allowsusers to edit tweets,

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Recently Verified Fantasy Analyst Now Makes Negative $8.00 Per Month

MACON, GA – The good news? A local fantasy football analyst named Derek is now verified on Twitter. The bad news? His net worth is now steadily declining at exactly $8.00 per month. “I bought the verification to step up in the industry, because I’m not pathetic like some people,” said Derek. “I actually SUPER care about fantasy football. This

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Elon Musk: “Fantasy Analysts With Incorrect Takes Will Have Their Checkmarks Taken Away”

MUSK HQ – In a shocking development amidst his acquisition of Twitter, CEO Elon Musk announced yet another new feature regarding Twitter’s verification badges – no more bad fantasy football takes. “I’m all about accountability, and we must hold no one more accountable than fantasy football analysts,” said Musk. “I took a look at the industry and what people want,

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Pro Football Focus ‘Completely Out Of Ideas’ After Asking Twitter Users To Rank Every NFL Player For Them

Pro Football Focus released an official statement Sunday that they are “completely out of ideas” and that their “creative juices have been exhausted” following the completion of asking Twitter for their thoughts and rankings on every single NFL player. PFF is known for skipping out on actual analysis and genuine content creation – instead taking advantage of social media users’

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