Treylon Burks First Ever Player With Negative Point Value On KeepTradeCut.com
Titans WR Treylon Burks has become the first NFL player in history with a negative point value on KeepTradeCut.com
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Study Finds Having Lots Of Rookie Picks In Dynasty Way More Fun Than Winning Games
A recent psychological study found owning draft picks in dynasty fantasy football is significantly more fun than winning games in the actual season.
Read moreMrBeast Announces $100,000 FAAB Giveaway
NORTH CAROLINA – Famous YouTuber and person your kid knows “MrBeast,” aka Jimmy Donaldson, is no stranger to giving away large sums of money or extravagant gifts to his subscribers in videos. His latest announcement might just have a new demographic lining up to become his fans. And it might be part of a bigger plan. MrBeast plans to give
Read moreFinally: This Dynasty Player’s Rebuild Will Officially Be Over In Just 15 More Years
Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research and elaborate trades have prepared his dynasty team for a championship run no earlier than the year of our Lord 2038. “After sending away D’Andre Swift and Jaylen Waddle for
Read moreTop 10 Tips For Playing Dynasty Fantasy Football
Dynasty, also known as the Marvel Cinematic Universe of fantasy football platforms (it never ends and it consumes you), is sweeping the nation. Avid FF players are beginning to migrate, which means sharp players must make moves that benefit their rosters long-term to gain an edge. Here are the 10 things you need to know if you want to play
Read moreDynasty Player Hoping To Trade Girlfriend For Younger Girlfriend
Allentown, PA – Local dynasty fantasy football player Spike Daniels is reportedly seeking a trade for a younger girlfriend, sources confirmed. Spike is looking to move on from his girlfriend, 29-year-old Lisa Knight. The two had been going steady for a couple years when Daniels realized the clock was ticking for him to find a younger woman or stick with
Read moreGrading Rookie QBs On How Cool Their Name Is
Accuracy. Level of competition. Athletic variables. These things are all stupid and useless. There is only one metric that truly defines how great an athlete will be: how cool their name is. You know it, and I know it. There are objective facts in language and culture that create what we know as an athlete’s most recognizable and lasting brand…having
Read moreFantasy Football Player Arrested After Filing Tax Return With Trade Calculator
Cleveland, OH – A dynasty fantasy football player and (formerly) upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his federal tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the
Read moreSavvy Dynasty Player Drops All His Best Players So They Never Lose Value
Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
Read moreWay-Too-Early 3022 Fantasy Football Rankings
While other dumb sites are just looking ahead to 2022, Fantasy Gazette is revealing the future and ranking the top 12 choices for your 3022 fantasy football draft. Adjust the rankings accordingly. 1. Christian McCaffrey, RB – Carolina Panthers The RB1 overall from 2019 was purely dominant when healthy. Despite being retired for over 980 years and dead for over
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