Fantasy Gazette sources confirmed that someone in your fantasy football league has a brand new special trade offer for you: the exact same offer you declined, but this time you give up even more. Deal or no deal? “Yeah I just figured if you didn’t like my last offer, you’d be interested in giving me even more than I originally
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Seattle, WA – Local fantasy football player Zach Thompson moved his best wide receiver, who has yet to perform up to lofty expectations, into the “Flex” spot instead of his usual “WR” designation in the starting lineup. “He has to know it’s now or never,” Thompson said. “This will motivate him. If he knows he’s one bad week away from
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Sheboygan, WI – A story too good to be true. Local NFL fanatic and avid fantasy player Matthew Schmidt checked his iPhone’s “screen time” and recorded a new personal low for a NFL Sunday: a mere 11 hours and 38 minutes. Way to go, Matthew! A feat he, his wife Katherine, and once-a-week neglected child Braylen were happy to celebrate
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There really isn’t much to this story. Just a local Houston guy was gonna “kablooie” himself with a revolver he bought at the corner store cause the Texans are so bad and the coaching staff is awful and their star quarterback is a sex offender and whatnot. Anyways, they won a game so he told us he’s gonna wait one
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Tallahassee, FL – With the very last pick in his home full-point PPR league, a local fantasy player sighed deeply before selecting Titans RB Derrick Henry, sources confirmed. The mammoth RB has been a fantasy stud the past two years, but doesn’t really catch passes – making him completely irrelevant for PPR leagues. The brave, daring soul chose Henry over
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SEATTLE, WA – Local fantasy football player Courtney Smith was catching up on a few of her favorite podcasts when she was reportedly ‘confused’ why the male listeners needed to many reminders to shave their balls, sources to the Gazette confirmed. “I mean, I guess the new SkinSafe technology from Manscaped is kinda nice,” she said. “Are their male listeners
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DarrenAge: 29Hometown: Encinitas, California The morning sun playfully peeks through the bamboo shades in the bedroom corner. The warm glow hits his eyelids and gently persuades Darren to awake from a deep sleep. “Hmm…no alarm, must be Sunday” he thinks as he rolls over to greet his wife Sara. The bed is empty – and already cold. “She must have
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AKRON, OH – Sources confirmed a member of a local draft has now been “on the clock” for over two entire minutes…and counting. League members are reportedly in a violent frenzy. “This is bullshit,” said one league member. “I mean, what is more important right now than this draft? I don’t give a singular care if this guy’s got kids
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