Fantasy Gazette

Washington DC – A Fantasy Gazette exclusive has found after a weeks-long investigation that over 30 members of Congress have violated insider trading laws by manipulating the fantasy football ranking site known as Keep Trade Cut (KTC). The site is known for its stock-market-like fantasy football insight, allowing users to monitor the community’s feelings on player value. Users can also

Tulsa, OK – Marshall Sarkisian, a local fantasy football player and stingy trader, announced on Sunday that he will only be accepting trades in which the value is overwhelmingly in his favor, but is willing to compromise on the premise you’ll let him sleep with your girlfriend. Your girlfriend, who Sarkisian has had an eye on since you introduced her

In a shocking turn of events, Buccaneers QB Tom Brady has unretired (after just a few weeks) and announced via social media he would rejoin his Tampa teammates for his 23rd season. But, was it really a surprise? ESPN’s documentary “Man In The Arena” is based on Brady’s dominant career. But after the final episode, Nick Fury, (Director of SHIELD)

Rams QB Matthew Stafford is an absolute douchebag. He saw Bengals CB Eli Apple absolutely fail to guard Cooper Kupp for an entire Super Bowl and just turned and walked the other way. What a dick! If I were him in that situation, I would’ve thrown Apple a couple of free interceptions to make him feel better. The least he