Tag Archives: DFS

BetterHelp To Begin Offering Therapy For Fantasy Football Related Trauma

BetterHelp, an online therapy portal, announced Tuesday a new version of their services directed at a specific audience: therapy for fantasy football players. Fantasy Football Related Trauma (FFRT) affects millions of Americans per year, and BetterHelp is taking initiative to fix it. “We can keep offering therapy for mental health conditions, sure,” said CEO Alon Matas. “But we’re not getting

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Calvin Ridley Suspended Another Full Season After Betting On Deshaun Watson Trial Outcome

Disgraced Falcons WR Calvin Ridley has been suspended an additional season after leaks revealed he placed a large wager on the final outcome of Deshaun Watson’s trial and suspension. Ridley said he was “fully confident” the Browns new superstar Quarterback, whose allegations of sexual assault neared almost 30 (!!!) women, would get less than he did following a $1,500 parlay

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PAINFUL: This Man Would’ve Won A Million Dollars On DraftKings If He Simply Picked A Different QB, WR2, WR3, TE, and Defense

Salem, MA – Pain. That’s the only word to describe local DFS player Mark Winters’ feeling after narrowly missing a giant, life-changing amount of cash on the DraftKings app this weekend. Winters needed just 105.9 more points from his “Full Roster” lineup to win $1,000,000. According to sources, Winters played exactly zero of the players that won the top performer

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Man Currently On 30th Edit Of DFS Lineup That Will Win No Money

Troy, OH – Local self-proclaimed DFS “expert” Curtis West woke up Sunday morning with a groundbreaking thought: ‘I’ve got to get Keenan Allen in my WR1 spot, not Justin Jefferson!’ West was entering in a sports betting app’s million-dollar prize competition, and had been relentlessly searching statistics, matchups, and injuries to get *just* the right lineup that will win him

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Surprising New Study Reveals Women Just As Likely As Men To Have Internet Fantasy Football Addiction

Contrary to popular belief, some recent really big official studies show that women are also at high risk for becoming addicted to internet fantasy football (IFF) along with men. In years past, it was widely accepted that only males were susceptible to IFF addiction but with the dawn of the computer age and with unlimited easy access, it seems more

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Baby Conceived After Huge DFS Win Named In Honor Of Father’s Winning Players

A newborn baby boy from Milwaukee, WI has received quite the name as a tribute to his father’s recent fantasy football success.  A product of unprotected celebratory sex between lifelong Milwaukee residents Derrick and Kendra Jeffreys in early October, Alvin Stefon JuJu David Montgomery Colts Defense Younghoe Jeffries was welcomed into the world – exactly nine months after his father

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